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Baals in Your Mouth Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "For I will remove the names of the Baals from her mouth, and they shall be mentioned by name no more." -- Hosea 2:17 A design for those who want to condemn others for their infidelity to the Lord of Israel. Killer image by Krakadoom Designs https://society6.com/krakadoom/designs

Tags: apocrypals, baal, bible, christianity, hosea
Break Their Pride Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “By the deceit of my lips strike down the slave with the prince and the prince with his servant; crush their arrogance by the hand of a woman.” The Book of Judith 9:10, Apocrypals episode 22. Art by Eisner award winner Erica Henderson

Tags: bible, holofernes, judith, apocrypha, religion
Neon Genesis Good News Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "The beginning of the good news of Jesus Christ, the Son of God." The Gospel According to Mark 1:1, Apocrypals episode 7. Art by the multi-talented Erica Henderson

Tags: jesus, robot, new testament, jesus christ, christianity
I Will Not Lie Below Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: "After God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone.' He then created a woman for Adam, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."--The Alphabet of Ben-Sira. Lilith the screech owl by the inimitable Erica Henderson. Put her above your body

Tags: christianity, book of isaiah, isaiah, garden of eden, lilith
Saints of Thunder Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: It's your ever humble Sons of Thunder Chris and Benito depicted in the forms of their namesake saints, the cynocephalic Saint Christopher and the always-thorny-never-horny Benedict of Nursia. Art by award-deserving cartoonist Tom Epiphanius Fowler.

Tags: podcast merch, apocrypals, podcast art, saint benedict, saint christopher
The Holly Trinity Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Now you don't have to explain it out loud, you can just point to your shirt. This festive design made nice by Dylan Todd, based on a concept by yr boy Benito.

Tags: religion, theology, trinity, christmas, father christmas santa claus
Blessed Are the Yoked Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Blessed are they that are yoked under the preaching of your commandments.”—The Acts of Xanthippe, Polyxena, and Rebecca, Apocrypals episode 57. Art by the inimitable Erica Henderson

Tags: podcast, christian, bible, religion, exercise

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